She likes to score!

She likes to score!


Prefers to be on the bottom!

Prefers to be on the bottom!


She’s sometimes unbearable!

She’s sometimes unbearable!


She had a pet parrot!

She had a pet parrot!


She worked part time as a candy striper stripper. 

She worked part time as a candy striper stripper. 


oh yeah. she had an afro!

oh yeah. she had an afro!


She endorses Fluff!

She endorses Fluff!


She scooters around in a bathing suit! totally normal! 

She scooters around in a bathing suit! totally normal! 


She used to have real hair!

She used to have real hair!


She’s outdoors-y! 

She’s outdoors-y! 


She’s a good driver!

She’s a good driver!


She’s diplomatic!

She’s diplomatic!


She gets photographed for swedish newspapers on her horse!

She gets photographed for swedish newspapers on her horse!


She loves Boyz II Men! 

She loves Boyz II Men! 


She doesn’t understand boundaries! 

She doesn’t understand boundaries!